Dogs aren’t the only ones who have to follow some rules at The Pig & The Sprout. While four-legged patrons are asked to stay on the patio, hoomans are cheekily warned, “If you order a Long Island iced tea, your fake ID better be perfect,” and, “No naked dining or drinking” (darn it!). Here’s our suggestion for a pawfect day at this meat lover’s-meets-vegan eatery: Come for drool-worthy brunch items like Chicken & Waffle Croque Madame and Green Chili Breakfast Poutine, then work off those calories at nearby Railyard Off-Leash Dog Park. Make it back to The Pig & The Sprout in time for Yappy Hour (on Tuesdays) featuring drink specials and a doggie menu. Repeat, like, every week.